One, two, three, four. ["Hankering for a Honky Tonk"] Well, I got a call from rowdy Ralph Six o'clock saying he called A hankering for a honky tonk Wants a nice cold beer and a country song But he didn't want to stay out all night long Well, I ain't too kind to let a buddy drink alone But I can't turn it off once I turn it on There's no stopping me once I get going Put a can in my hand, man, I'm wide-ass open The tick-tock of that clock is like a time bomb By half-past ten, I'm half-past tipsy At quarter to twelve, man, I done had plenty The countdown's on when the first beer hits me Five, four, three, two, one, too many After five Diane Millers, I was feeling loose Singing karaoke to a teal tune When a pretty little thing shined me awake She said, hey, cowboy, could you buy us a drink? Well, hey, baby doll, I will if you want But I can't turn it off once I turn it on There's no stopping me once I get going Put a can in my hand, man, I'm wide-ass open The tick-tock of that clock is like a time bomb By half-past ten, I'm half-past tipsy At quarter to twelve, man, I done had plenty The countdown's on when the first beer hits me Five, four, three, two, one, too many Come on, baby! Come on, baby! Now, I never meant to kind of quit Won't stop till I get to the bottom of this And the night's still young So what you say we shotgun one? Yeah, we'll shoot one with you, Luke. Come on, Ronnie. There's no stopping me once I get to going Put a can in my hand, man, I'm wide-ass open The tick-tock of that clock is like a time bomb By half-past ten, I'm half-past tipsy At quarter to twelve, man, I done had plenty The countdown's on when the first beer hits me Five, four, three, two, one, too many Yeah, five, four, three, two, one, too many