I've been workin' this job nine to five Minimum wage and overtime But here comes a few days of unpaid vacation And there ain't no way, Jose, I'll waste on you Cause there ain't no better feelin' than when I pick up a beer can And get to feelin' like Superman It's Friday night, y'all, here's the plan I'm gonna throw back a couple lanes Keep them glued to my right hand Any flavor, size, or brand Until the point where I can't stand No, nothin' picks me up like a beer can Well, I woke up at one p.m. And introduced myself to my new girlfriend And there's a wreckin' boss I was tolin' the wall in the basement I ain't got no clue how or who could've made it Well, all I know is she'd hit the fan And here we go again So I pick up a beer can And get to feelin' like Superman It's Saturday night, y'all, here's the plan I'm gonna throw back a couple lanes Keep them glued to my right hand Any flavor, size, or brand Until the point where I can't stand No, nothin' picks me up like a beer can Well, it's Sunday now and I'm freakin' out Cause I can't handle five days without Yeah, pickin' up a beer can And get to feelin' like Superman It's Sunday, who gives a damn? I'm gonna throw back a couple lanes Keep them glued to my right hand Any flavor, size, or brand Until the point where I can't stand No, nothin' picks me up like a beer can Like a beer can No, nothin' picks me up like a beer can