I wake up and get me a gas station biscuit Head to town, wash it down with some mountain dew I end every day about the same way Clock out and go fish just to crack a few Chicken in the bread pan, pickin' out those that cost ten pounds ten It might be hillbilly to a lot of folks But Lord knows I couldn't care less You can say I'm a redneck You can say you don't like my truck You can say that I talk and I dress all funny But you, you can't say I ain't country You can say I drink too many long nicks That my edges are a little too rough You can call me a sinner cause I cuss on Sunday But you, you can't say I ain't country A pond water pool, a spinner on a spool A styrofoam full of tobacco spit I got a small town crew, we make our own rules I do what I do cause my daddy did And you can say I'm a redneck You can say you don't like my truck You can say that I talk and I dress all funny But you, you can't say I ain't country You can say I drink too many long nicks That my edges are a little too rough You can call me a sinner cause I cuss on Sunday But you, you can't say I ain't country You can say that the world's flat You can say we never made it to the moon You can say we all come from a bunch of monkeys But you, you can't say I ain't country You can say I'm a redneck You can say you don't like my truck You can say that I talk and I dress all funny But you, you can't say I ain't country You can say I drink too many long nicks That my edges are a little too rough You can call me a sinner cause I cuss on Sunday But you, you can't say I ain't country You can say what I'm smoking on is kinda funky But you, you can't say I ain't You can't say I ain't country, no you can't Oh no, you can't say I ain't country That's right