♪♪♪ ♪♪♪ ♪♪♪ ♪♪♪ Kidnap Mr. Sandy Claus? I want to do it! Let's draw straws! Jack said we should work together. Three of a kind! Birds of a feather! Now and forever! ♪♪♪ ♪♪♪ ♪♪♪ ♪♪♪ First we're going to set some bait inside a nasty trap and wait. When he comes sniffing we will snap the trap and close the gate. Wait, I've got a better plan to catch this big red lobster man. Let's pop him in a boiling pot and when he's done we'll butter him up! ♪♪♪ ♪♪♪ ♪♪♪ ♪♪♪ ♪♪♪ ♪♪♪ I say that we take a cannon, aim it at his door and then... Knock three times and when he answers, Sandy Claus will be no more! You're so stupid, think now if we blow him up to smithereens. We may lose some pieces and the Jack will beat us black and green! Kidnap the Sandy Claus, tie him in a bag. Throw him in the ocean, then see if he is sad. Because Mr. Odie Boogie is the meanest guy around. If I were on his boogie list, I'd get out of town. He'll be so pleased by our success. That he'll reward us too, I'll bet. Perhaps he'll make his special brew. A snake and spider stew! We're his little henchmen and we take our job with pride. We do our best to please him and stay on his good side. I wish my cohorts weren't so dumb. I'm not the dumb one. You're no fun. Shut up! Make me! I've got something, listen now. This one is real good, you'll see. We'll send a present to his door, upon you'll be a note to read. Now in the box, we'll wait and hide until his curiosity. He entices him to look inside and then we'll have him one, two, three! Kidnap the Sandy Claus, beat him with a stick. Lock him up for 90 years, see what makes him tick. Kidnap the Sandy Claus, chop him into bits. Mr. Oogie Boogie is sure to get his kicks. Kidnap the Sandy Claus, see what we will see. Lock him in a cage and then throw away the keys.