If I found me somebody who could pay me cash money A dollar for every beer I ever drank A ten for every Camel Eye Give me fifty for a fist fight I had a million dollars in the bank Life is the same, oh, oh Hot the same, oh, woods Wouldn't change one thing Even if I could Drink the same, oh, cooze Wear the same, oh, boots Be the same, oh, me Love and the same, oh, you Be the same road, same truck, same town Singin' the same old song Wish I could get a buck For every one of them green-haired ducks That I knocked down in that Mississippi mud And if money grew on trees And I could buy anything I'd buy the same old, same old everything And I'd fish the same, oh, oh Hot the same, oh, woods Wouldn't change one thing Even if I could Drink the same, oh, cooze Wear the same, oh, boots Be the same, oh, me Love and the same, oh, you Be the same road, same truck, same town Singin' the same old song . . . I might buy my daddy One of them brand-new Chevys Take momma to town Let her pick out somethin' nice But I'd fish the same, oh, oh Hot the same, oh, woods Wouldn't change one thing Even if I could Drink the same, oh, cooze Wear the same, oh, boots Be the same, oh, me Love and the same, oh, you Be the same road, same truck, same town Singin' the same old song Yeah, same road, same truck, same town Singin' the same old song Same old song And I'd fish the same, oh, oh Hot the same, oh, woods And I'd drink the same, oh, cooze And I'd wear the same, oh, boots . . .