Hey! Hear ye, hear ye, hear ye! You need to hear this! Yeah, uh, gather round, heed my call In two weeks hence there'll be a ball And not just any Buddhist knight could change your life See it's time the prince finally find his wife That's right, all the single ladies should be getting excited Because every single one to the ball is invited to take a bath Do your hair, buy a fancy new dress Paint your nails, you got a prince to impress Yes, it's gonna be magic, yo, uh So it won't be tragic, yo, uh If you were a sagitt, yo, uh And fool yourself on the boulevard, nah So put on a gown, yo, uh For a shot at the crown, yo, uh And prepare to get down, yo, uh As Prince Robert chooses his bride
