[Verse 1]
Yeah, I'll admit
I've had *** before marriage
I've smoked hella weed
And then I shared it
Yeah, I confess
I've scrolled through Pornhub
I've had impure thoughts
And acted upon them
[Pre-Chorus]
So if the pearly gates
Won't open up for me
At least I know
There's somewhere else I can go
[Chorus]
Thank God
Thank God for making a Hell
Thank God for making a place full of fire
And greedy-ass liars
Where I'm just like everyone else
Thank God for Hell
[Verse 2]
Yeah, I'll admit
My mind's a bit dirty
Only go to church
When somebody's forced me
Yeah, I confess
I say some bad words
And I haven't yet, but I bet
I'll get a divorce
