I'm the new town crier, yeah I took over from Barry I know we all miss him, but he died a dysentery So now I'm here with the announcements of the day Got my band beside me, I know you like the way they play Today we got news for all you ladies and gents A change in the DeGuard is soon gonna commence But this one is special, better than the Shire Cause this time the whole royal family will be there Oh yeah! King Rowan of course, and our Queen Beatrice In their fancy royal robes, you don't wanna miss Prince Rowan with the hair pull Says Gwen no doubt, see the new guards come in and the old roll out
